
Competitive Web Mastering...
What blood and thunder is that you ask?
Nothing much - a new phrase as much as anything. Well no,
actually it's drawing together on and off site search
optimisation.
Everyone has heard of Search Engine Optimisation (SEO) -
we've all had the phone call, received the email or dipped
our finger in the water one way or another. Some of us (no
names) have even spent the money - usually with little
effect. The truth is no one can guarantee results - that is
a fact - believe it!
Search engine optimisation is, by definition, an on-site and
on-page exercise and whilst that is vital, it's no longer
enough. Google looks for links into (and out of) your site,
you should be marketing your site and therefore yourself by
getting word out at every opportunity. Are you using PR,
article writing, blogs, and forums to promote your website,
your company and your service? Is your business local,
regional, national or global and does your website reflect
this?
It's a competitive world - as we've all found out over the
last couple of years. Your website is perhaps your single
most cost effective marketing tool, it can also act as an
advert and even a shop front but to make it work effectively
you must promote it.
Promotion of a site is neither science nor art yet it is at
the same time both! The science is to try something to see
if it works, the art is predicting when your competitor
changes strategy or the search engine changes the algorithm
- and what to do about it! That is a full time job.
| Competitive Web Mastering is bringing together
all possible means to lift your website as high as
possible on the search engines. It's optimising your
pages for the right key phrases, it's generating
links from directories, it's generating links from
other sites, it's writing and registering articles,
it's advising you on social networking, it's
secondary sites and targeted pages. Our customised
on and off site SEO service will specifically
address your needs and challenges. We start with
"cherry picked" improvements that will deliver the
best initial return on investment. Above all
it's making your web site work as hard as possible
for you... |
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...and it really does
work! Call and see what we can do! |
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coming soon!) |
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New
Stuff
Not a lot of new websites as such! Been spending more
and more time on SEO and the Competitive Web Mastering -
most of the new sites are really tied-in to existing client
sites. We have spent a great deal of time recently on
directory linking, article writing, in fact generally on
"off-site" SEO and how to make it work!
It's a big subject! It's taken a lot of time but we've
learnt so much! In fact not only have we learnt what does
work but one hell of a lot about what doesn't work!
We've used it on our own sites and client sites both here in
the UK, in Europe, in USA and even a few down under!
To impress you a little here a few new words we've had to
learn:
SEM plan, competition analysis, site study, keyword
research, activity reports, ranking checks, traffic
analysis, flash redirect, meta tag creation, alt tag
creation, anchor optimisation, article creation and
optimisation, page content, landing page creation, H1 - H6
implementation, site map creation, HTML validation, RSS
creation , XML site map, page analysis , article submission,
blog submission, auto directory submission, manual directory
submission, RSS submission, site map submission, contextual
linking, deep linking, forum posting, image submission and
Wikipedia page creation. It's been kinda scary but it's all
come together at last!
Now we need to persuade you to start
implementing it (then I can order my new Bentley)! |
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Politics, world affairs and other stuff...
Oh and once again we are off! The battle to see which
bunch of buffoons will pretend to run the country for the
next five years or
so is under way!

Currently (and this may have changed by the time you get
this) the favourites are the true blue stiff upper
lipped Tories, creeping slowly away from the blue
tinged, only slightly stiff upper lipped Socialists.
Meanwhile and bringing up the rear are the sort of purple(ish) decidedly wobbly lipped Lib/Dems. Let's face it
which ever lot finally wins will we REALLY be able to tell
the difference? They are all going to have to make cuts and
raise taxes to pay for bailing out the bankers (not bad -
only one letter out!) Who are they trying to kid with
all this spin and rhetoric.
Never mind let's get on with it - Gordon Brown's fixed
sickly grin that fools nobody. David Cameron wandering
around without a tie and his sleeves rolled up pretending to
be a man of the people. And of course the other one...
Norman Clegg - or was that Last of the Summer Wine? Who
knows, who cares? I suppose we all should but in reality
will it make so much difference? (See - no word of expenses
anywhere - I knew I could do it!) |
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Wot's
the recipe today Jim?
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Delia's Rhubarb and Ginger Brûlée
(Stolen from
Waitrose - and I don't care!)
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| ''Rhubarb is just coming into
season and at its very best. I have to say that after 40
years of devising crumbles, tarts, trifles and other uses
for rhubarb, this season's offering has narrowly - but
positively - claimed the top spot. First of all, it's simple
to make, and secondly it's perfect for serving either at an
elegant supper or a special family Sunday lunch.'' |
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Delia Smith from the
Waitrose Website |
I won't kid you - this is the real thing, just pick up
the leaflet from your local Waitrose or get the recipe from
the website and try it! I did - and will be doing it again
soon, very soon....
Click here for the recipe or
Try this site as the alternative |
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General Rubbish (or good advice?)
Someone had to remind me, so I'm
telling you, too:
Perks of reaching 50, or being over 60 and heading toward
70!
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
- No-one expects you to run - anywhere.
- People call at 9pm and ask "Did I wake you?"
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won't wear out...
- You can eat supper at 4pm...
- You can live without sex, but not without your glasses.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter
who walks into the room.
- You sing along with elevator music.
- Your eyes won't get much worse.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally
beginning to pay off.
- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than
the Met Office service.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
can't remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a
manageable size.
Please forward this list to everyone you can remember,
and finally:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE THE SAME
NIGHT AS A SLEEPING PILL !!
Growing old is not for wimps! |
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| Greetings! I'm Garla
(pronounced "gala" like the apple). Please don't
blame me for the name, I didn't choose it! I'm a Guide Dog Puppy
being trained to help a blind person live a near
normal life at some point in the distant future. I
live with the humans who write this drivel and
basically I'm a pretty normal pup! I do everything
wrong, much like any puppy, get into scrapes, have
"accidents" and hate going to the Vet person!
Apparently however one day I'm gonna be pretty
special but until that happens, look out world! I've
arrived! (Actually I arrived on Christmas Day which
means it's gonna be difficult to forget my
birthday!)
I live here in Reading with the humans and my two
playmates Ruby - who is actually a sort of great
aunt, and Kelly who's a rather elderly Golden
Retriever. Until the other day I also had Jazz who
was a real nutcase and we used to chase each other
round the garden but she had to "go into training"
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I don't know what that means except that she's gone
away. It's kinda sad but apparently I'm getting a
new playmate next week called Rory! For now however
I'll have to behave! (it won't last!)
The picture below is Jazz and me playing.
Click here for even more pictures! |
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Laughter is Good
Medicine |
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Lack of planning on your part
does
not constitute an emergency on my part. |
The road to success is always
under construction. |
If at first you don't
succeed,
avoid
skydiving as a hobby. |
If at first you do succeed,
try not to look surprised. |
There's nothing like a little
experience
to upset theory. |
Blessed are the flexible, for
they
shall
not be bent out of shape. |
Confidence is what you have
when you
don't really understand the situation. |
| The squeaky wheel gets
replaced. |
Mondays are a terrible
way
to start the week. |
| Work is the curse of the
drinking class. |
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