The Fridge Door
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May 2011

The Fridge Door is a miscellaneous collection of news and piffle sent out to folks who have, at some point, used Artography
to design a web site or at least enquired about such things. We try to keep it light hearted, not even remotely politically correct.

 
Website Marketing Myths (or Free Chocolate here.)

The Oxford English Dictionary defines a myth as "a widely held but false belief or idea."Wise Words

It is said myths are based in fact. Whether or not that's true is debatable. What isn't debatable, however, is that Internet Marketing also has myths. Below are some of the biggest web marketing myths.

1. Business on the web is free

Nobody expects to advertise on TV, radio, in newspapers, magazines, or any other media for free. Yet, people think they can just come online, not spend any money, and advertise their business for free. This shows a lack of respect for the single most important communication medium since television.

There are free advertising opportunities available on the Internet, but the fact remains, you still need money to do business online effectively.

2. Get rich quick with just a website

We've all seen the stories about individuals who came online and made money very quickly. Sensationalism notwithstanding, those individuals are the exceptions not the rule. The fact is, far more people fail at marketing their websites than succeed.

The Internet is not some form of magic. It's not the medium that makes people successful, it's the individuals. People who succeed, online or offline, are generally talented, hardworking, organised, focused and determined.

3. E-mail marketing is dead

With the advent of social media sites like Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn, alarmists have all but declared e-mail marketing dead and buried. Wrong! Here are the facts according to Nielsen...

Consumers are spending more and more of their Internet time on their mobile devices. E-mail activity on mobile devices increased from 37.4% to 41.6% of mobile Internet time. And when you consider the fact smart phones now comprise 25% of the mobile phone market, there can only be one conclusion:
E-mail marketing isn't dead its gone mobile!

4. You Need to be at the top of Google to be successful

Yes, Google is by far the most popular search engine on the planet. No-one would dispute that. But Google only has ten places available on the first page. So, not only is it unrealistic, it's impossible for everyone to achieve first page status.

But even if it were possible for everyone to achieve first page status, you mustn't totally rely on Google anyway. When Google next changes its search algorithm you could find yourself not even indexed. That's why you should strive to have a multi-pronged marketing approach. Utilize a variety of methods to generate traffic.

For example, blogging, newsletters, social networking, article marketing, forum marketing, online and offline advertising, question and answer sites, etc. Diversify.

5. Saturated niches are not profitable

This is true if you don't know what you're doing. Have you ever wondered why a niche is saturated? It's because that's where the customers are. If you know what you're doing, and have a good marketing strategy there are plenty of customers. How well you do in a particular niche depends on how you position yourself within that niche. Success or failure is all about differentiating yourself from your competitors.

Clearly explain to people what makes you different or better than your competition. Then, exploit those differences consistently. Don't run away from a crowded niche, embrace it.

6. People don't read long copy on the a computer screen

If people don't read long copy on the Internet, who is reading all those e-books out there and how come the Amazon Kindle is so successful? This myth was disproven years ago, but still persists despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Research shows long copy generally outperforms short copy - provided that the copy is compelling, well-written and interesting. Also and in addition to reading e-books, people regularly read long newspaper and magazine articles online. People WILL read long copy IF the subject matter is interesting to them.

7. All traffic is good trafficThe Tooth Fairy

This myth is on a par with the tooth fairy. If your traffic is originating from traffic exchanges or guaranteed traffic programs, its rubbish traffic, plain and simple. If you simply want traffic Free, sex and chocolate are good keywords - but will they get you clients?

If you are advertising on websites, or in publications that have no relevance to your site or service, you are wasting your time. And if you're exchanging links with websites that have absolutely nothing in common with your site, your efforts are futile because that traffic is not going to convert. All website traffic is not created equal - with relevance comes quality and quality matters!

8. Anyone can succeed at Internet Marketing

Even though it’s pure fiction one of my favourite TV shows/books/characters is Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes. I am fascinated at how he can solve crimes with minimal evidence, animal hairs and insect larvae. It's nothing short of amazing. It is also something I could never do I simply don't have the mental aptitude for it.

The same can be said about Internet Marketing. Despite how easy the emails, sales letters and e-books make Internet Marketing sound, not everyone has the right mental aptitude for it. It’s a fact. Not everyone has what it takes to succeed at web marketing. So stick to your core business and let someone with the right aptitude take care of your website.

9. Article marketing isn't as effective as it used to be

Nonsense! I'm experiencing more success with article marketing than I ever have. While it's true, there are more people involved in article marketing these days, it is also true there are more bad and poorly written articles. This has the unintended (yet beneficial) consequence of making well-written, quality articles stand out in the crowd. And quality publishers do notice.

10. If you build it, they come...

Do you know what happens if you build a website and don't tell anyone about it? Nothing - that’s all, absolutely nothing will happen.

Unfortunately, far too many small businesses think all they have to do is build a website and customers will somehow magically appear at their doorstep. It simply doesn't work that way. Building a website is the first step. You then have to advertise your website to the world and not just with free methods either. That will only take you so far you also have to be willing to spend money.

So yes, if you build it, they will come. But only if they know about you.

Web Design Tips: Keep it simple

The most repeated mistake committed by the web designers that they tend to make a website busy and complicated by adding additional and unnecessary features.

This gives the website design an unprofessional look. A web designer should go in for keeping the design of the website as simple as possible. Over loading of "features" (toys!) like visitor count should always be avoided - do you really want a potential client to know they are the sixth visitor in four years? Sophistication comes out of simplicity only. So, one must be conscious about working on a website with simplicity. The design must be attractive, professional and simple.
It will become easy for the visitors to find out the things or features they are looking if the website is simple and clear.

Keep it simple Stupid!
The Kiss and passing comment  

A final word on that wedding

This has to be the picture of the day The picture all the press wanted...                 
                    ...with a twist of humour.

The quote of the day has to go to Sky News
(I think it was Sky - if I'm wrong, apologies).
As the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight passed overhead a reporter was heard to call the
Lancaster, Hurricane and Spitfire :
"one big one and two little ones"
(I'm still trying to figure out if that is funnier than it is sad or sadder than it is funny.)

 
Aysha - German Shepherd Guide Dog Puppy

Puppy's Progress

Hello : I'm Aysha!
Guide Dog Puppy 25(ish)

I'm 6 weeks and 2 days old and don't
have much to say yet - so thought you
could have a poem. (Also available in
large print for the hard of hearing.)

-o-

Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants,
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks; don't grab my hair,,,
DON'T RIP STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!

Don't eat those peas, don't touch that bush,
Don't chew my shoes, what IS this mush?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet. Outta the sink!

AWAY FROM LITTER BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT
(and must you kiss me after that?)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny, but also quite crazy.

Don't despair through the toil and the strife.
"Cause after three years you'll get back your life!
So lets go for walkies, so you can do your "thing"
And maybe I'll get back my diamond ring!

-o-

Oh dear Just Maggot trying to eat me...
                                           ...nothing new!

Aysha being eaten by Maggie

You know you're
getting old when:

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
You get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.
You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
Travelling to see historical sites isn't as much fun when many of the sites are younger than you are.
Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
Conversations with people your own age often become a duel of ailments.
All of your favourite movies are now re-released in colour.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.
You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
Every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.
If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
Sore eyes, tired eyes,
dry eyes, headache,
blurred or double vision?
Does any of this sound familiar?
 

If you suffer from any of these symptoms when working at a computer, there is a possibility you are suffering Computer Vision Syndrome.

A major cause of these symptoms is decreased blinking as a result of concentrating whilst using computers.
 
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The bottom line:   There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

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